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masthurr
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bermuda triangle, New York, pluto, United States

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kyan smokes katol, drinks pesticide and other healthy substances, writes pointless blog entries and bloody fiction, reads self-help books only to feel more suicidal, kills insects and other pests with licensed laser guns and bio chemicals and has 4 dogs, 6 cats, 2 guinea pigs and a t-rex. She has been admitted twice to a mental institution but has been released and cleared. She has a lot of selves, all of which are meeting around 10 people a day to force them to do evil. Kyan has committed suicide thrice and succeeded. For character references, please call her psychiatrists and lawyers. They will be more than willing to assist you in knowing her more. Just be sure that you have the hotline digits of your fire department, suicide prevention and mental hospital. Visit my Tabulas!

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    September 30, 2005

    totoong buni, pekeng buhay, nangangarap lang.


    masthurr

                                         interaction scene I

         master: *demure*

         taong ka interact: *looking like a jock*

         master: *demure pa rin*

         taong ka interact: Hi *insert my real name here*! I'm *insert name*.

         master: *smiles like --->  *

         taong ka interact: ...

         master: *boses macho*  HI DUDE PARE.  MUSTA BIYAHE.

         *yakap sa ka interact* NICE TO MEET YOU PARE.

         taong ka interact:  

         taong ka interact: *dedok na*

                                    interaction scene II

          master: *astang siga na drug adik*

          taong ka interact: *takot*

          taong ka interact: Err...hi! I'm *insert name here*. Ikaw pala partner ko ngayon!

          master: *mejo bad trip ---->    *

          taong ka interact: *nangatog ang boses*

          Tour tayo, gusto mo? Or libre kita ng lunch?

          master: *nods*

          taong ka interact: ....tara

          master: *boses ni Gollum*

          master: doon tayo sa *tingin sa left and right, taas at baba*

          taong ka interact: saan?

          master: *masamang balak* SA LIBLIB NA LUGAR.

          taong ka interact: *iyak habang kinaladkad ni master*

          I WANT MY MAMMY! MAHMYYYYYYYYY!!!!

        

          interaction scene III

            master: *dead kid as usual*

         taong ka interact: *bad trip dahil dead kid partner niya*

         master: hey

        taong ka interact: *kamot sa ulo*

        iniisip : "amboy ba to?"

       master: talk to me naman dude.

       taong ka interact: iniisip: mas lalaki pa nga sakin! PATAY.

       master: what na?

       taong ka interact: ah...*cough* so...

       master: iniisip: pag di pa to nagsalita...

       taong ka interact: *tingin sa mga posible nyang naging partner kung absent si master. biglang may higanteng higad na korteng kamay ang dumapo sa muka nya.*

       master:   WHAPPAKKK!!!

       master:  

       interaction scene IV

       master: *ngiti*

       taong ka interact: *ngiti din*

      master: *killer smile*

      taong ka interact: *kinakantahan na ng mga cherubim*

      master: *self-fulfilled*

              Interaction scene V

      master: *nanghahaba ang leeg*

       taong ka interact: *lakad ng parang nasa movies*

       master: OMFG   

       taong ka interact: Hi! Ako si *insert <ahem ahem> someone's <ahem> name <ahem>. *

       master: iniisip: IT IS DESTINED BY THE STARS.

       taong ka interact: *ngiti*

       master: *ngiti- blush-ngiti-blink-tingin sa mirror for first time in 16 years  and 9 months*

       taong ka interact: *ngiti* Have we met before?

       master: *ngiti* Yep *kuyari off hand at cool ang dating*

       taong ka interact: Sabi ko na. Sa *test date sa ^& * at *test date sa A%#$ * , right?

       master: *ngiti*

       iniisip: IT IS DESTINED BY THE STARS.

      master: *lutang*

      

    Currently listening to: hit songs 300 years ago
    Currently reading: crime and punishment
    Currently watching: static on the tube
    Currently feeling: undefined emotions
    Posted by masthurr on September 30, 2005 at 10:08 AM | more threats
    September 24, 2005

    Democracy is gone. My thanks to the President.


    masthurr

    Do not read this post if you are an avid GMA follower. This is for our safety. Thank you.

    Contrary to popular demand belief that I have died in a wash bin, I am truly very sorry for the mistake.

     

     

    It was.

     

     

    A lapse.

     

     

    Of judgment.

     

     

    I.

     

     

    Am.

     

     

    Sorry.

     

     

    *transforms into an assassin* Onine was telling Jumi that only important people are assassinated. I didn't bother letting anyone else hear that I'm a very important person, lest they gain interest in finally sealing my coffin shut with glue stick and laway.

     

     

    At this moment, I know what you're thinking.

     

     

    I really have nothing to write.

     

     

    *dejected*

     

     

    I mean, hell, it's been two weeks since I last wrote here. A lot of semi-important, partly- important, slightly-important, and not so important stuff happened in my bullshit of a life in a span of 336 hours and a handful of seconds. Yes, my life sucks, and I am only wanted by the government because I hate the president and I swear, she would be lucky in her lifetime that she had not met me.

     

     

    I plan to curse her into a fruit bat and display her in foreign embassies. Maybe I can make her do cartwheels or something like that. It would provide immense entertainment for me and my kind.

     

     

    Ok, stop. This isn't supposed to be a site promoting violence, discrimination and hate. I am a calm, dignified and educated citizen of this country. I am not displaying or debating my side when it comes to political issues.

     

     

     

     

    bullshityoudontdeservetheseatbitchdiediediedieiddie

     

     

    Democracypeoplecantdomartiallawyoustipiddiewannakill

     

     

    Fuckingmolemotherfuckinbitchdiddiedie...

     

     

     

     

    This is how funny the government is.

     

     

    This bloody goddam country is a bloody goddam democratic state.

     

     

    Now you're making activists get a bloody goddam fucking shit of a permit?

     

     

    This is how it would look like:

     

     

     

     

    I am therby allowing *insert group name/individual name here* to protest in the streets of

    Makati

    . He/She has passed the test to see whether he/she is capable of killing a fellow human, specially an idiot in the form of a policeman. He/She is allowed to protest against my administration due to *give valid reasons like "the president looks like  shit that's why I want her out" or "I was threatened to join to prove that she really did not kill democracy. This is just a coup." *

     

     

    The rally he/she will be in will last for *put time here I.E.

    4 am to 4 am

    the next day*  at the place  *put exact place, at the very atom you will be standing at. Include quantum properties* .

     

     

    This permit certifies that this person is peaceful and non-violent, and will not kill at any given circumstance.

     

     

                                                                                  Date Issued:                  

     

     

    Signature of person who will go to the rally             Date of Rally:                     

     

     

                                     

     

     

    Signature of mayor of the place where rally is to be held

     

     

                                     

     

     

    Signature of psychiatrist  who had the person psychoanalyzed

     

     

     

     

     

     

                                           

     

     

    President's Signature

     

     

     

     

     

     

    *** If the person who's signature appears on this permit any law by the President, the person will be killed promptly/fed to lions/sent to Timbuktu through a cannon/fed gasul and burned alive or sent to the senators to be interrogated (if offense has threatened in any form the President's most precious life) .

     

     

     

     

     

     

    If I am found dead in front of Crame for poking fun at the hilarity of Mrs. Arroyo, fear not. I will still be alive, though I will be merely bones and ashes, not flesh and blood. The president shows that she has a bit of a sense of humor despite her evilness. If she ever decides to push through with the so called "emergency rule", and if it was like martial law, I swear she'd wish she was born a fungus instead.

     

     

     

    Gloria, di lahat ng Pinoy ay tanga tulad ng inaakala mo. Sabihin na nating matalino ka, pero, may mas lalamang pa rin sayo. Ung mga taong un ang di magpapagamit, di mabibili. Sabihin na rin natin na ang mga taong un ang kalapit mo pag talino ang pinaguusapan.

     

     

     

    Ang kaibahan lang, sila, may dignidad pa. May dangal. May prinsipyo na di nadungisan ng pera.

     

     

     

    Ikaw?

     

     

     

    Masahol ka pa sa hayop. Ang mga tulad mo ay parang mga ipis--- malaking perwisyo, pero matagal bago mamatay.

     

     

     

    Hayaan mo, isa mo lang maling desisyon, malalaman mo.

     

    Ikaw rin ang nagpukpok ng bato sa sarili mong ulo.

    Currently listening to: evanescence
    Currently reading: ang paboritong libro ni hudas
    Currently watching: the news (!?)
    Currently feeling: politically motivated
    Posted by masthurr on September 24, 2005 at 07:26 AM | more threats
    September 3, 2005

    Nice to meet you


    masthurr

          *drum roll*

    I am now officially a blogger.

    This is my second blog site, though the first one is still alive and kicking, I decided to try this one out. I needed new templates and a lot of add-ins so I'm happeh. And oh yeah, evil. 

    Karen: She is the cross between an idiot and a nerd. Anti-social, arrogant, indifferent, aloof. Percieved to be responsible, intelligent and a do-gooder. Abused words in describing her: quiet, kind, intellectual (a fact that has never been proven to be true). She is often mistaken for a statue for she forgets to breathe at random intervals. Cannot play any sport known to mankind. Worst student in Math. Equally illiterate in Physics. Has a consistent grade of A- in conduct for three years in a row. Highest subjects: Religion and Guidance. Sometimes excels in English. Hates traffic, ocassionally curses, reads textbooks when the exam is a day away. Only talks in life and death situations. Never, ever recites unless personally asked by teacher. Future psycopath. Hyperventilates every hour. No fashion sense whatsoever.

    Kyan: Archilochian, evil, criminally insane. Barking mad. Under the influence of katol and moth balls. Writes pointless blog entries. Curses a part of every sentence. Incapable of writing simple html codes. Does not bother with downloading. Makes a hate list every day. Favorite and most natural expression : fuck you bitches. Hates copycats and would kill them with one look. Has a non existent sense of humor. Suicidal. Illiterate. Cannot last a week without dabbling with computer keyboards. Hunted by the FBI, investigated by the CIA. Has a twisted sense of morality. Lives in total quandary. Wary of spammers. Kills cockroaches with laser guns. Future job: assasin for hire/ hero for hire/ clown for hire/ mad scientist. Has no fashion sense either.

    Master: dissiminates fanfiction. Deceased.

    T&%2r: non-existent film maker and rock band female vocalist. Photographer. Artist. Screen writer, skateboarder, kendo master. Blue eyed brunette. Some sense of humor, slightly weird. Fiction writer, psychoanalyst, stargazer, humanitarian.

     

    If you know anyone of the above mentioned personalities, I am sorry to inform you that you have met one of myselves. Please do not kill me, I did not intend to have a multiple personality disorder.

    Let's have a cocktail sometime. My treat.
    Currently listening to: All Americaqn Rejects- Dirty Little Secrets
    Currently reading: Crime and Punishment
    Currently feeling: devious
    Posted by masthurr on September 3, 2005 at 08:42 AM | 1 death threats
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